MADE OF FAIL.

September 28, 2008

If I’ve learned anything this season it is that failure is always an option for the 2009 Yankees. How did they fail to get enough costumes for all of the rookies for hazing day???  Especially when it’s done this late in the season. Can they not count?

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!  

Phil Coke has been such a tremendous part of the last few weeks, he should have been hazed before Humberto or Cervelli who I adore, but who were both called up to avoid burning an option.

All I can say is that SOMEBODY owes me a picture of Phil Coke in a cheerleader’s outfit next September.

Phil Coke #48 New York Yankees…

September 11, 2008

Sounds good, huh? It does to me! ^_^

I’ve been so busy since my last update so I’ll hit the high notes before getting into my recent attempts at seeing the kid pitch.

Despite all of the things that were written, Phil Coke was not traded to the Pirates, and I won’t even lie, I was giddy beyond words. I spent the day after the supposed trade out of the house and away from baseball pouting, so I didn’t find out until my favorite person in the world sent me a text while we were at lunch. I wanted to cartwheel all over the restaurant when she told me. I figured this was a second chance and that I was destined to see him pitch live. Haha, jokes.

I was sad to see Ohlendorf, Cutch and Karstens go, but I’m glad that they are going to get serious looks. I have been DVR-ing Karstens starts as a Pirate, and actually was watching the almost-perfecto on television. I didn’t move for 5 innings, but it just wasn’t meant to be. Sadly, his last few starts have been either good with no run support or just flat-out bad. I hope he finds the consistency he needs because he’s got good stuff.  … Is it just me or does Ohly look totally different as a Pirate? He hasn’t had great luck, but hopefully he gets things together also because he’s a great kid.  McCutchen is the player I think will bite the Yanks in the ass down the road, though. :-/

On the Coke front, quickly: How weird must it be for him to be on a team with the two guys he was supposed to be traded for? It’s amazing to me that the kid can be up on the big club and people are still questioning his health. The “journalist” who wrote that he has a labrum issue should be eating crow right now, but instead is just pretending he never said it.  Anyway…

Operation See Phil Coke Pitch is finally completed!
August 1st was the day we were scheduled to go see the Thunder vs the Sea Dogs, and my chance to finally see Phil Coke pitch live, right? Yeah, not so much. We drove the 4 hours to Portland and stood in line for hours with a sea of Sox fans (we kinda stood out, the three of us in our Yankees gear) in the sweltering heat waiting to get into Hadlock Field only to…not see Phil on the field anywhere. I didn’t even have to be told, I kind of instinctively knew, but a few frantic text messages later confirmed he’d been promoted to Scranton that very afternoon. *facepalm* But really, that’s just my luck, you know? A good time was had watching the Thunder beat the Sea Dogs, however, so it wasn’t a total loss.

Of note: Jason Jones needs to either be promoted to Scranton with thoughts of getting the the big club, or he needs to be let go. The guy is too talented to be stalled at AA. I’d hate to see him go, but really, give the guy a chance to have a future. * Austin Jackson deserves the hype – he’s not only unbelievably fun to watch on the field, he is great to the fans off of it. * Colin Curtis is a very, very classy kid. * James Cooper is funny and good with kids. * Ramiro Pena is not only smooth at short, he’s now the hero of my 13 year old nephew for throwing him a ball while running to the dugout between innings. That totally made his night. * Kevin Whelan has some nasty stuff, it was fun watching that kid pitch. * Scott Aldred hasn’t changed much from his years as an active player. I was impressed, I won’t lie.

After the Portland trip, I tried to find a way to get to Pawtucket to watch the Scranton Yanks there, but there was absolutely no way to make that happen due to financial and work issues. We’d already planned a trip to New York over Labor Day weekend, way before the Scranton promotion so I was really pissed when I realized that Coke really would be a September call-up. I mean, I was excited at the thought of him on the big club, don’t get me wrong, but that also meant I’d miss seeing him in pinstripes. *facepalm part two* I even looked into tickets for one game in September, but without selling an internal organ, there’s no way to make it happen and nobody will go to Boston with me. Asses.

Determined to actually see Phil pitch in person this season, I convinced my fantastic siblings to go to Yankee Stadium Friday night (August 29) and then on Saturday drive the 8 hours from Stamford, CT (where we always stay) to Rochester where the Scranton Yankees were playing the Red Wings. They knew how much I wanted to see him pitch in person, so they agreed. We set out early Saturday morning for Rochester. We got there plenty early, but the Frontier Field gates don’t open until afterBPfor some ridiculous reason, so we literally walked into the stadium as the Yankees were leaving the field. It was like one big cosmic tease because we were fourth in line, so I could seeCoke and Chase Wright shaggingthrough the metal gates out on the field, but he kinda looked like an ant in jail from that distance and was gone by the time we got in. Our seats were amazing for watching the game, but crappy for pictures. We were 8 rows behind the plate and about 20 seats away from where Hughes & Igawa were charting pitches.

The highlight for me was that Coke came in to the game withtwo on and two out and got out of it witha filthy swinging strike out. I had modified my Bruney shirt to be a Coke shirt (sticky felt, ftw!) and puffed my chest out proudly as he walked off of the field. Sadly, it kinda went downhill for him from there. He gave up a couple of solid hits (another Nick Green error didn’t help things) and he left with bases loaded, nobody out. Mark Melancon came in and I was trying to be positive so I was all, “he’s nasty, you’re gonna love watching him pitch!” to my siblings who don’t really know the minor league guys …so of course, Melancon immediately gave up a slam and all of Coke’s runs scored. Whoooops. I took a lot of ribbing for being a jinx because both guys I’d been talking up all weekend came out and spit the bit. In Melancon’s defense, he got better and actually (I believe) got the win. The best news of the game was that the SWB Yanks came back and won the game, clinchinga post season berth that night thus easing the “jinx” talk a little.

And, no matter the results, I finally got to see Phil Coke pitch live and in person. An entire season of listening to minor league games on the internet hoping he’d pitch, stalking blogs for tid-bits, and one traumatic trade-scare later, the payoff was seeing him live and in person followed by a well-deserved September call up. These are the highlights to an otherwise bland seasons.

Also of the good from that game:
Gettingto see Chase Wright bring out the line-up card and be all smiley and cute. I will always have a soft spot for that kid so I’m totally biased, but I’d love to see him get another chance in the bigs. I think he’s earned it. *Ian Kennedy was really, really good. It was a whole lot of fun watching him carve up the Rochester hitter. He gave up six hits, but gave up no runs and had 11 strikeouts in 6.2 innings. The best part was that he never once looked overmatched, he looked confident on every pitch. I haven’t given up on Ian, I hope he has a strong spring next year and makes the big team. * Melky (wearing #53) went 3-for-5 and battled in every at-bat. * Shelley had a rough night at the plate, but it was still good to see him out there swinging hard. Dilly had his Shelley shirt on and was psyched to see him in person. Also! We knew for sure Scranton had clinched when we saw Shelley glomping everyone. It wasn’t a full-on celebration, but it was enough to know something was up. (We didn’t have internet access the whole trip, so I had not been able to keep up with the SWBY for those 3 days) * Nick Green had a bad night on defense *laughs* the poor guy had two awful throwing errors and was taking a ton of crap from the fans around us. We did not participate, but we laughed. A lot. Sorry, Nick. * It was interesting finally seeing Eric Duncan play after years of hearing about him. I really thought that he’d be in the majors by now. From what we saw, he plays really hard and is solid defensively for the most part. *Scott Strickland is an absolute stud. I have no idea why he’s stuck in Scranton while Chris Britton and Jose Veras are in the majors. I just have no idea at all. * Poor Bernie Castro was dubbed that game’s “Taco Bell Strike Out Man” or some such nonsense, and hilarity ensued behind us amongst the Red Wings fans. If Bernie struck out even once duringthat game, fans could bring their ticket stub to the local Taco Bell and get a free taco. We very well could have been the only people in the place not rooting for him to K. Bless his heart, Bernie went 0-for-3 and got into a few 2-strike counts, but never struck out once. There was one man behind us who was hilariously rantingand sorta-heckling Bernie and had us in stitches. His best line was something like, “C’moooon Taco Man! One more strike and I will be rolling in free lettuce, salsa, cheese, and burger, dude. Why you gotta hit hit a flyball? Screw you, Taco Man. You hate me, don’t you? It’s personal, isn’t it?”   Runner up: ”I just paid $80 for gas to get here, $40 for tickets, $5 for parking, $10 for a beer, and $8 for two cold hot dogs but I’m getting pissed about not saving 99 cents on a taco? *inaudable talk from his quiet friend* You’re right, it would have been free! *loudly* Hatechu, Taco Man, hatechu!” Ahh, I love baseball fans. We were secretly cheeringfor every contact-out because we didn’t want people taking delight in a strike out of Bernie, ya know? After his final out (the aforementioned fly out),  my nephew to leaned over and snorted, “No taco for YOU!” and gave me the knuckles ^_^  Bernie, though, will forever be known as “Taco Man” in our family – but it’s said lovingly! *Um, I’d like to apologize to Trevor Plouffe whose name has also become an inside joke between the five of us. I’m sure he’s a fantastic person who rescues kittens and helps nuns cross the street, but “Plouffe” is just too easy.

That’s enough rambling for one post. I have got to update this thing more than once every two months. Yeesh.

Never get attached to a minor leaguer

July 26, 2008

That’s, like, the number one rule of being a Yankee fan and I broke it this season. I broke it big time, and just had my heart broken for it.

This spring when the name Phil Coke was brought to my attention by my little brother, I admitted I’d never heard of the kid so I did an internet search and liked what I read. I decided to casually keep tabs on him. When he got off to a rocky start, I became his number one cheerleader from afar because, hey, I love an underdog (and he has a fantastic personality from all that I’ve read). As I’m talking him up and turning my friends on to him, the kid started winning. No, he started dominating. Suddenly everyone’s abuzz about Phil Coke and I’m all “see, I told you!” because something about his personality just told me he was going to make it.

And now, he’s been traded in a lopsided deal that will never make any sense to me.

I swear, Brian Cashman is trying to alienate me. 

I’d just bought tickets for the Sea Dogs series next weekend so that I could go see him (even though he wouldn’t have pitched), and had serious hopes of him possibly being in New York when we go in September, but NO. He’s off to be a bloody Pittsburgh Pirate (or whatever their minor league affiliate is).

I hope he makes it big. I hope he wins a Cy Young and makes a hundred mill and makes Cashman look like a total horsesass. And when he does, I’ll be proudly wearing a Phil Coke Pirates t-shirt.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go figure out who the hell the Pirates minor league teams are…Expect more Phil Coke updates here since he doesn’t fit in my Yankees blog anymore. Stupid bloody Cashman. 

And I didn’t even begin to touch on my displeasure over Ohlendorf and Tabata being included…

March 27, 2008

When I hear that the flu is sweeping baseball camps, I just want to send orange Gatorade, cough drops and fluffy blankets to everyone who is suffering. If it’s anything like what I went through, that’s what they are all going to need and I admire them for being able to function.

Cla Meredith had another great outing today. His spring ERA is 1.00 which is saying something because they play in the pitching hell that is Arizona and he had the flu. I cannot wait for the season to start so I can actually watch him pitch.

Jaret Wright didn’t make the Pirates. I’ve got to admit that I was very surprised to hear this. I think he had one (maybe two?) bad outing(s) this spring and really seemed to have made a good comeback as a reliever. He even put off his right to declare free agency for a day to help the Pirates out and this is how it ends? O_o I’m not sure what other teams are in the market for a reliever, but I hope someone picks him up. I’d like for him to have a positive end to his career.

John Lannan is starting the year in AAA which has got to be frustrating for him, no matter how classy he is publicly. I’m holding out hope for Shawn Hill’s return, but if he doesn’t, Lannan should be slotted into that rotation. I’m still completely unimpressed with Odalis Perez starting that first game. Hudson vs Bergmann would have been so much more enjoyable. I’m picking the Braves by 4.

Evan Longoria being sent to the minors is a total joke. The Rays management should be disbanded for being a disgrace to the game. It’s a money/service time thing and that’s disgusting.

Jarrod Saltalamacchia was sent down. I don’t know how his spring went, but it surprised me to see his name on the demotions list. Doesn’t that leave them with Laird as their catcher? I don’t know much about the Rangers, but why do I instinctively wrinkle my nose when I hear that? Also on the Rangers front, it’s awesome that Josh Hamilton seems to be thriving in Texas. He’s one of those guys that I just want to see do well. Everyone’s waiting for him to screw up again, I’m praying that he doesn’t. I like a success story. It’s a shame he’s not on the Reds anymore because I have no doubt that he and Andy Phillips would have been fast friends.

Speaking of Andy, no word yet on his status with the Reds. If he’s on the big club in June, I may very well extend my vacation a day or two and to watch him play. He’s another guy that I’ll root for no matter where he goes or what he does.

The Yanks released Chris Woodward. Not a huge surprise but I’m still holding out hope that we won’t have to suffer through a whole season of Wilson freaking Betemit. Ugh. I’d happily take Nick Green & Morgan Ensberg as the utility guys, but Betemit is one of Cash’s boys so I think we’re stuck with him. I should want to keep him so that I can say that the Yanks didn’t trade my Scotty in vain but…yick. I just can’t do it.

Sean Henn’s on the DL. It’s chuckle-worthy that Cash just doesn’t dare let him go so they’re hiding him on the DL. I honestly think that Traber is going to be fine in New York and that Sean will eventually be let go. I like Traber and I like Henn, but I think it’s Traber’s time to shine.

Speaking of Traber. Have you seen him? He acts, looks, and sounds older than he is. I almost fell over when I found out that we’re the same age. He also looks like he should be from a southern state, not from California. He’s such a deceptive lefty.

Joba had the flu last week, Johnny’s had it this week, and now Karstens and Shelley both are unwell. That’s not what Jeff needs right now. Hopefully it’s nothing serious and he can take the ball when Joe asks. And can we please get a bubble to put Moose in to keep him away from this flu?

Hmm, in reading back through I realized that I haven’t mentioned the awesome that is Scott Proctor in a couple of entries. I talk so much about him in my other blog that I forget to do it here. He’s had a really great spring and looks to get into 150 games this season. I feel like I should put up a warning that if I can keep it going, this blog will be Proctor-heavy when real games start…

Okay, this day has sucked baseball-wise.

March 24, 2008

Jeff Karstens was hit pretty hard and it could have hurt his chances of making the bullpen. If they’re going to take another pitcher and it’s not going to be Jeff, I hope it’s Rasner. Or maybe Girardi doesn’t take a long man at all and Ohlendorf and Bruney make it? It’s a big jumbled mess and I wouldn’t want to be Girardi. At least all of the options are good options and he’s not having to patchwork things. Optimism!

Andy Pettitte’s back is not any better today and this concerns me greatly. It also makes the above paragraph more confusing because if Andy’s not good to go for the start of the season two of the “long guys” might make it. Rasner and Karstens? Igawa?

Then there’s Chris Capuano. *sigh* Poor Cappy, he has been diagnosed with a torn UCL (ulnar collateral ligament) and will probably be having yet another Tommy John surgery. Man, I got absolutely sick to my stomach even just typing that out. I hadn’t heard about it until I got a text message from a friend who thought I needed to know how distressed Cap is:
“It’s very daunting to think about going through another rehab. I just rehabbed all winter to get my shoulder strong, and it sucks to think about going through that again.”
Needless to say my stomach dropped when I saw that. Aw, Cap. I can’t even put into words how much I hate this for him. He just got his shoudler better after getting the 12 anchors put in, now this. And to be totally selfish, I hate the idea of an entire year without him. I am so going to miss the weekly podcasts.

I hate ending on sad notes. Especially that particular sad note, so how about some happy thoughts about two of my favorite ex-Yanks.

Andy Phillips (Reds) homered off of Troy Percival today, and Jaret Wright (Pirates) pitched another scoreless inning. These are happy thoughts.


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